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(Source: 17yr)

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

sneakyfeets:

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

image

LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

That dog is probably a chimera! The result of two eggs and sperm fusing.

(Source: superstreetfighter2turbohdremix)

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive
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spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

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imnothavinit:

Notice something in common in these photos?

It’s not what you think

I gave it away in the third pic

That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

http://iamjard.tumblr.com/post/95166885879/riseofthecommonwoodpile-like-isnt-it-the-first

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

like isn’t it the first rule of owning a gun to not point it ever at anybody unless you are ready and willing to shoot them? I learned that watching fucking Phantasm of all things, yet the pigs are aiming loaded weapons at civilians

so either these are incompetent…

keepcalmandpsychoanalyze:

averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

And this is why I love Stephen Colbert

(Source: from-under-the-weirwood-tree)

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(Source: shittyteenblog)

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Chris Hemsworth accepts Robert Downey Jr.’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and nominates Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner

(Source: daninimofcb)