cymx:

It was a bit wet this morning.
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cymx:

It was a bit wet this morning.

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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rispostesenzadomanda:

How to catch a cat

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bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude

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thisdanobrien:

I was sitting in a Dunkin Donuts in New Jersey trying to work and these two women came up to me and tried to sell me cologne and I said “No, I’m working” and they said “Please, you deserve a break,” and I don’t know how to be assertive because I want to make sure everyone has a…

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
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joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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marleens-diary:

And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about “I want you with me” and “don’t go”.
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marleens-diary:

And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about “I want you with me” and “don’t go”.

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

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rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there