starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

(Source: teentitans)

merasmus:

stone cold

merasmus:

stone cold

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
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crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.